Monday, March 24, 2008

Oh Rexy, You're SO Sexy

I cut all my hair off. I might as well have been in the bathroom at a record store in 1996 with The Cranberries playing in the background, anticipating the arrival of "Rex Manning". God. I hope I don't regret it but so far people are liking it. I've felt like quite the badass today even though I'm not one at all. I have to be in court tomorrow and come across as the complete opposite of a badass and what do I do? I cut all my hair off. What's more, I'm gonna cut some more when I get home. Call me Scissor Happy Jack!

I told beloved friend Jody that I was gonna write a creepy blog today about how much I love her but that will have to wait until after I do "Four Things" as Lost in CO has requested :)

Four Jobs I have had in my life:
Starfucker (as in working in Hell, aka Starbux, not being a professinal groupie)
Computer Lab Assistant
Media Relations Coordinator
Music Analyst

Four Movies I would watch/have watched over and over:
Coming to America
But I'm A Cheerleader
A Christmas Story
I'm Gonna Git U Sucka


Four Places I have lived:
Chicago, Illinois
New York, New York
Jacksonville, Illinois (Japan)
A van down by the river (Lisle, Illinois)

Four TV Shows that I watch:
Top Chef
South Park
America's Next Top model
30 Rock

Four Places I have visited:
I haven't been anywhere but Canada and 46 of our 50 states

Four People who email me regularly:
Blogger
Jeff
Colin
Facebook

Four Favorite Foods:
Mac n Cheese
Chicken Curry
Monica's Famous Collard Greens
White Castle

Four Places I would like to be right now:
In bed
Camping
With Mommy
New York

Four Things I am looking forward to this year:
PNW
NYC
Music festivals
Wyoming

On to Jody. Who I love. Who I want to hug and who says she wants to bite my face. Whenever I see an Olive Garden commercial, I choke up a little and think about our ridiculous pretend dates. "Hey baby, I'mma treat you right! We're going to Olive Garden." And go we did. Across state lines even. On multiple occasions. The best ever was the time at karaoke when we sang "Mad About You" and "Love the One You're With" together and everyone thought we were this cute couple. Yeah...we like boys. But we love each other a lot. Hence, the creepy blog I am writing about her. I love you J-GO! I'll be there soon for a vist, a hug, and arm in arm frolicking through Brooklyn.

10 ramblings of others:

sageweb said...

You have been to 46 states? That is awesome and chicken curry is too.

Lorraine said...

I make really good chicken curry. Just saying.

Court? Did I miss something? Good luck.

inspi(red) said...

I am going to put the "four things" post on my page. Hope you don't mind. :-)

Urban Chick said...

Dude, you could be bald with a skull tat on your head and people would use "edgy" and "creative" over badass.

Although we all know you are a badass with ovaries of steel, it just doesn't show on the outside.

So why are you going to court?

citizen of the world said...

You list of favorite movies made me laugh - "But I'm a Cheerleader" is a movie I just loved, and "A Christmas Story" is a movie I just despised.

Sling said...

If anyone in court asks,you were playing poker with me in O-Town at the time..just sayin'.
I'm curious,..Is there a list of 4 people you'd like to bitchslap?

rose said...

your love note about your friend Jody, even though I have never met her (hopefully someday *soon* I will) made me sigh...which isnt hard, BUTT just saying it was that adorable.

and by the way, I LOVE LOVE LOVE watching Coming To America over and over again.

Natalie said...

Those are all very good things. Let me know how the court thing goes!

Chatty Knitter said...

I love your hilarious back door reference to perhaps the CHEESIEST movie ever made, with the haircut bit.

Seriously. Empire Records was terrible.

more cowbell said...

Aw, I'd hope one of my kids would answer "with Mommy" to that question.

But I'm a Cheerleader & Christmas Story, hell yeah!